{"id":3996,"date":"2015-05-06T17:28:41","date_gmt":"2015-05-06T16:28:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maou.ch\/?p=3996"},"modified":"2016-12-06T09:19:42","modified_gmt":"2016-12-06T08:19:42","slug":"le-retour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/le-retour\/","title":{"rendered":"[:en]The Return[:fr]Le retour[:]"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/div>\n

[:en]\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour1\"<\/p>\n

*\u00a0In a few months only, life in Maou\u2019s Home changed a lot…\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour2\"<\/p>\n

*\u00a0This summer, Hoink came to live with us. Hoink loves type design, vegetables, wearing black and\u00ab\u2009good deals\u2009\u00bb.<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour3\"<\/p>\n

*\u00a0Last Monday, Migros\u00a0was offering a discount on fishes…
\nHoink\u2009:\u00a0Look what I got at Migros\u2009!! A fresh full sea bream\u2009!!
\nHoink\u2009: For only 3 francs\u2009!!
\nHoink\u2009: 3 francs\u2009!!
\nHoink\u2009: I said\u00a03 francs\u2009!!<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour4\"<\/p>\n

* In the evening…
\nHoink\u2009: Ouaf, could you please cut off the\u00a0sea bream\u2019s head\u2009? Pleeeeeeaaaaase
\nOuaf\u2009:\u00a0Hum, no way.<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour5\"<\/p>\n

*\u00a0Hoink\u2009: But WHYYYYYYYYYYY\u2009??!
\nOuaf\u2009: Ok but I want to be able to slap you with it before.<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour6\"<\/p>\n

*\u00a0Hoink\u2009: But I an not do iiiiit\u2009!!! It has eyeeeees\u2009!!! It is looking at me\u2009!!!<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour7\"<\/p>\n

*\u00a0Hoink\u2009: PLEAAAAAAAASE
\nOuaf\u2009: Okay Okay… Should I wash my hands before or…\u2009?<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour8\"[:fr]\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour1\"<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour2\"<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour3\"<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour4\"<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour5\"<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour6\"<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour7\"<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour8\"<\/p>\n

\u00a0[:]<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[:en] *\u00a0In a few months only, life in Maou\u2019s Home changed a lot… *\u00a0This summer, Hoink came to live with us. Hoink loves type design, vegetables, wearing black and\u00ab\u2009good deals\u2009\u00bb. *\u00a0Last Monday, Migros\u00a0was offering a discount on fishes… Hoink\u2009:\u00a0Look what I got at Migros\u2009!! A fresh full sea bream\u2009!! Hoink\u2009: For only 3 francs\u2009!! Hoink\u2009: 3 francs\u2009!! Hoink\u2009: I said\u00a03 […]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-illustration"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3996"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3996\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}