{"id":4022,"date":"2015-05-06T17:00:30","date_gmt":"2015-05-06T16:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maou.ch\/?p=4022"},"modified":"2016-12-06T09:19:56","modified_gmt":"2016-12-06T08:19:56","slug":"la-greve-de-la-salle-de-bain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/la-greve-de-la-salle-de-bain\/","title":{"rendered":"[:en]The Bathroom Strike[:fr]La gr\u00e8ve de la salle de bain[:]"},"content":{"rendered":"
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[:en]\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour9\"<\/p>\n

*\u00a0Crump, an EPFL student moved in Hou\u2019s old room. Crump is playing in a rock band, enjoys getting everyone to know that HE knows stuff and is allergic to housekeeping.<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour10\"<\/p>\n

* Crump\u2009: You know, I simply can not watch a bike race without thinking of my physics teacher… You know… It is amazing… All this mechanics that passes, amplifies or decreases strength or movements… And let\u2019s not forget friction…<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour11\"<\/p>\n

*\u00a0Being the only one that cleans the bathroom we share, I sometimes go on a bathroom strike.<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour12\"<\/p>\n

* Maou\u2009:\u00a0Could you please clean the bathroom\u2009?
\nCrump\u2009:\u00a0Yep, I will do it tomorrow.<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour13\"<\/p>\n

* One week later
\nMaou\u2009:\u00a0Could you please clean the bathroom\u2009?
\nCrump\u2009: Oh well yeah… I will do it tomorrow… But this week I had tons of work… I woke up at 10 everyday\u2009!!<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour14\"<\/p>\n

* One\u00a0month later
\nMaou\u2009: I apologize for the absolutely disgusting state of the bathroom… I do not know how Crump can invite you here without being ashamed…
\nCrump\u2019s girlfriend\u2009: Oh you know… We can\u2019t blame him… He has a lot of work…<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour15\"<\/p>\n

*\u00a0Bathroom strike, +3 months
\nMaou\u2009: Do\u00a0not touch ANYTHING… ANYTHING.<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour16\"<\/p>\n

*\u00a0And one day…
\nCrump\u2009: Ok guys, I am on fire, cleaning mode and cleaning clothes ON\u2009!
\nHoink\u2009: Isn\u2019t it the t-shirt your girlfriend was wearing the other day\u2009?
\nCrump\u2009: Yes, it is. Why\u2009?<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour17\"<\/p>\n

* 3 hours later…
\nCrump\u2009: Cleaning the bathroom takes soooo looooong\u2009! And the mold just won\u2019t go\u2009!
\nMaou\u2009: Welcome to my life\u2009!<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour18\"[:fr]\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour9\"<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour10\"<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour11\"<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour12\"<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour13\"<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour14\"<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour15\"<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour16\"<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour17\"<\/p>\n

\"Maou.ch_Maou_Le_Retour18\"[:]<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[:en] *\u00a0Crump, an EPFL student moved in Hou\u2019s old room. Crump is playing in a rock band, enjoys getting everyone to know that HE knows stuff and is allergic to housekeeping. * Crump\u2009: You know, I simply can not watch a bike race without thinking of my physics teacher… You know… It is amazing… All this mechanics that passes, amplifies […]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-illustration"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4022"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4022\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maou.ch\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}