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* Crump, an EPFL student moved in Hou’s old room. Crump is playing in a rock band, enjoys getting everyone to know that HE knows stuff and is allergic to housekeeping.
* Crump : You know, I simply can not watch a bike race without thinking of my physics teacher… You know… It is amazing… All this mechanics that passes, amplifies or decreases strength or movements… And let’s not forget friction…
* Being the only one that cleans the bathroom we share, I sometimes go on a bathroom strike.
* Maou : Could you please clean the bathroom ?
Crump : Yep, I will do it tomorrow.
* One week later
Maou : Could you please clean the bathroom ?
Crump : Oh well yeah… I will do it tomorrow… But this week I had tons of work… I woke up at 10 everyday !!
* One month later
Maou : I apologize for the absolutely disgusting state of the bathroom… I do not know how Crump can invite you here without being ashamed…
Crump’s girlfriend : Oh you know… We can’t blame him… He has a lot of work…
* Bathroom strike, +3 months
Maou : Do not touch ANYTHING… ANYTHING.
* And one day…
Crump : Ok guys, I am on fire, cleaning mode and cleaning clothes ON !
Hoink : Isn’t it the t-shirt your girlfriend was wearing the other day ?
Crump : Yes, it is. Why ?
* 3 hours later…
Crump : Cleaning the bathroom takes soooo looooong ! And the mold just won’t go !
Maou : Welcome to my life !
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